What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?